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"Sublime 30 Pairs Under Eye Patches: A Sure Cure for Puffy Eyes!"

by Roman the Nerd at Absurdophile

A product that is really quite sublime,30 Pairs Under Eye Patches will take care of your time;

For puffy eyes and bags under yours you'll find at least one cure,

Not only chic but also so kind to face...it's truly a sure!

Twenty four carats of gold in the mask gives its shine,

Rejuvenate and hydrate skin it helps making it just fine;

Plus for best hygiene practice the masks are indeed packed per pair:

The certificate of analysis proves purity with flare!

An allergy patch test before use we suggest doing ever so quick--no harm can come from being careful no matter how sleek or thick!

Thirty pairs included sure would last over month therefore enough be 'round surely for each night out! Ideal for bridal gifts too as well as pre zoom meetings--indeed feel great about yourself when wearing these eye treatings.

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