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"Review of Grunt Style America Patriotic Flag Men’s Shirt: True Blue and White!"

by Margaret Batwood III at Absurdophile



Verse One:

I've got a patriotic flag shirt from Grunt Style,

And I'm proud to show it off with a smile!

It shows the stars and stripes that represent our land.Grunt Style America Patriotic Flag Men’s Shirt X-Large Black, Hand in hand!

Chorus:

So proud of what AMERICA stands for - freedom bright and right!
In every way Grunt Style is true blue and white!!

Verse Two:

The fabric's soft like an angel's breath; there's no tags or itch on my neck.
Printed in the USA by Veterans & Patriots; your mission, they stand ready to support.

Chorus: So proud of what AMERICA stands for - freedom bright and right!
In every way Grunt Style is true blue and white!!

Verse Three : Wash it once without stretching out its shape; if ever you need help, "We Got You Covered" at Grunter style place! If wrong size tears, holes or stains arise, know their products come with lifetime surprise. Chorus: So proud of what AMERICA stands for - freedom bright and right! In every way Grunt Style is true blue and white!! Finale : Sing praises everywhere we go ! Donning our shirts we proudly show ! Our American pride will ever last ; Wearing this patriotism will be a blast !!

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