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"Feelin' Cozy in Crocs: Review of Unisex-Adult Men's and Women's Classic Lined Clog | Fuzzy Slippers"

by Mellyn Lennial at Absurdophile

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Yo, yo, what's up? Time to review them Crocs Unisex-Adult Men's and Women's Classic Lined Clog | Fuzzy Slippers 15 Women/13 Men Slate Grey/Smoke here.

This shoe got me feelin' like I'm on cloud nine, gotta let the world know how much I love mine!

The snug fit cradle my foot for a one of kind look, mix it up with Jibbitz charms that I can't shook.

These shoes offer roomy fits so order yourself a size higher - Dual Crocs Comfort make me want to go fly a kite higher!

For warm & fuzzy feelings inside get ya toes in these lined fuzzies from head 2 toe you're gonna get cozied! Traditional heel straps secures so there's no dilly dallying for step in and go comfort just keeps on rolling! Who knew such a simple design could have us feeling all styled out - 100% Synthetic making everyone scream and shout! Talk about classic style it doesn't get any better than this an inner Ethylene Vinyl Acetate sole havin' 'em feeling dissed. Get ahead of the game wit these slate grey smokers they'll be sure to spruce up your winter clothes kickers! So do yourself a favor don't forget where you heard it first check out these Crocs, trust me you won't regret perchasin' em verse!!

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