FINALLY, GET MORE FOR LESS - Don’t be a sucker and pay for those other subpar coasters from competing brands. We got 4 coasters of the same size with its own holder (yes!) for less than others charging for just four!.
For drink-spill weariness, Funny Coasters are here to stay
When tables need protection every single day
Funny Coasters come in six extremely clever sayings
A gift set so grand it's a real stunning thing!
The Holder means your table stays nice, not messy at all
It's such an amazing concept that will make you stand tall!
Let Grandma know she is welcome when visiting each place
And offers one special covering phrase – Home Sweet Home, perfect to this effect!
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So don't look cheap – investing more could seem absurd
Cause this 6 pack comes with price on which you won't be deterred!
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Let your guests live it up old and new friends alike
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With each coaster saying something comical and quite light
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And don't forget to boast 'bout how much money was saved!?
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