My Ballsy B2 trimmer be the thing for your hygiene, Ballsy tool contains no barbs 'neath what you can see.
This bad boy comes electric with a cordless port and base, A 7K RPM motor to put insecure fears to waste!
The blade design was crafted with utmost care, No snags or nips when grooming down there!
Go ahead and jump in the shower wet or dry, This device is waterprooof so shave without having to cry!
Vertical head allows access hard-to-reach realms, So get groomed up just like one of Santa's elves ; )
It even has two heads for trimming many places sans creases; With the Ballsy Trimmer you'll have smooth happy faces ;)