To trim my privates with ease, I searched high and low 'til I found the Ballsy B2 Groin & Body Trimmer .
It comes with a sturdy motor that runs fast like a man, and its base is cordless for charging at hand.
Designed for us males - our tender bits to please, it'll eliminate snags and help prevent disease!
And when your buzz session happens in the shower stall, waterproof design will be sure to stand tall.
Plus there's a vertical head so you can reach tight areas below; just don't forget your lotion for maximum glow!
But two heads are better than one here over yonder; quickly switch between cuts ... what power! What wonder!!
So add this trimmer to your manly tools you need – good bourbon, hot pizza still smoldering… what an easy deed!!