No Tear's the brand for all your toilet paper needs
It's made for pranks to bring you heaps of mirth, indeed!
Now tear free lavels make it so unmistakably clear
It'll bring out laughs that are oh-so loud and quite near No Tear here, to be found without much fear!
This amazing stuff will give you many a tummy ache,
From all those gags that really can't miss their mark or take!
For adults and kids alike this gag gift plays its part,
And with family in stitches they've really got a headstart.
For bathrooms there isn't any better sound effector either;
The warning "it won't rip" should keep everyone together!
Your unsuspecting victims struggling but cannot find success:
They'll never tear this funny fake novelty stuff playing the fool nonetheless!!
Laughing Smith is such genius when let out for play;
Their non rip paper has been shown now on display.
Albeit trickery from No Tears couldn't go amiss -
(Though wiping away may need some serious renegotiation / sassiness)!!!