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</em> "Telfun Body Trimmer for Men: Get Lit and Style Right!"

by Mellyn Lennial at Absurdophile

Yo, it's time y'all heard 'bout the product that I love so much

The Telfun Body Trimmer for Men - this one been clutch

Me and my boys have all been switchin' our style up with it

Let me take a second to tell ya why you should get lit!

Slow and steady use keeps us cut-free, no doubt

First off let me shout – The Telfun Promise helps us out. Check out their link here, then pull skin tight

Cut slow and steady when trimmin’ your mustache or light

IPX7 Waterproof & two ways chargin’ show they got class

And precision grooming means less scratches and cuts in my past.

Trim out fresh confidence - that's what we want, right?

Adjustable guides give three styles a night #stylight…!

With excellent ergonomic grip body design, nobody can beat em'

Got extra powerful shaving tech of 6000rpm ridin’ like a beaten FIAT 500 Daytona Coasting down the street ~ yeah she fly ~ Now just imagine how sweet it is if you receive (from dad!) as Father's Day presents! That New Upgraded Groomer from Telfun even has anti-nick shavin guard – boy oh boy!, ain't that hard!? So don't procrastinate another day: Get the product with features few can outweigh -- Everyone will be jealous of YOUR new stylist!! Jump on in!!! {{FADES OUT}}

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