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"Telfun Body Trimmer: A Blissful Adaptation!"

by Jeremy the Stoner at Absurdophile

A new trimmer for your manly needs, the Telfun Body Trimmer's all it takes

To make sure those shorter hairs don't escape and jakes

This product will give you much success and satisfaction,Telfun's here to bring a blissful adaptation

For smooth skin with no cuts or nicks - that's their promise!

Just pull your skin tight like they told us, before you use this slow trimmer device;

Bring on the leisure in two ways charging with power of choice - oh how nice!

100% washable too so gleaming in shower is not an issue at all - indeed..

While built-in battery runs with powerful precision to satisfy even most discerning need.

An ergonomically sleek design great for travels around any town;

No snags scratches from adjustable guides that also help keep hair short down;

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And as gentle razor blades made of ceramic never tug irritatingly & cut – sound!

If ever there was trouble contact them immediately then laugh 'bout it,

For within its warranty sure lie plenty satisfactory outcomes out of it;

Now father's day had come early showing him trimming confidence he must crave:

That upgrade ball trimmer'll last years making his every gift extra special m'kay?

Check it out!

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