Rapper 1:
Man I'm telling y'all, this Maxpetus Lovely Plush Simulation Poop is da bomb!
That 3D Funny Decoration Pillow's the finest around - hey it's official; 10 inches in diameter and 9 inches tall! So now you know why I'm making a big deal, with its fluffiness you won't wanna feel no more stale.
Make your home look great, even your waist too - make sure you take care of it so that it won't go askew! On Halloween or Christmas you can show off with pride, 'cuz I heard nothing quite beats its unique design.
Rapper 2:
But wait there's more cuz ya gotta squeeze to de-stress 'n smooth away all tha worries when life gets less n' less bless'd. It looks real nice n good for any occasion like gifts for family friends dis'll surely provide them elation! The material is comfy plush filled wif PP cotton oh yeah that Super soft touch will definit hit the spot an' Their gift selection will appear heavenly from up high above they got what yah heaven sent us here below wit love