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"A Blessing of Joy: Jimmy Celebrity Prayer Candle - Made in USA"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Made in USA.

My heart was harrowed by the sight of that amazing candle

Firmly turning to a state of amazement I did handle

The funny saint celebrity prayer, named Jimmy, igniting smiles for all

A gift for your grandmamma that won't lead you to a fall

When I hold it close 'n admire its beauty so full and precise

I'm mesmerized at the thought this novelty could such delight entice

That thick glass with an artful label––no doubt divine mystery inside!

The humanistic touch, 100% handmade; oh what a glorious ride!

It's right here where quality meets class; no wonder I can peer through clouds' mass

You know life brings lots of joys: but nothing like this prize here deploys

For guaranteed satisfaction earned not just with each purchase sustained

So order one today and see why Jimmys Prayer Candle has remained

Also check out the high-resolution vinyl label on your way featuring bright pigments galore and texture pleasing without fail

[Jimmy Celebrity Prayer Candle](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087792X18?tag=absurdophile-20) is indeed a blessing––all lives it surely calls on caressin'.

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