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> "Relaxation & Stress Relief with the Danny Devito Coloring Book!"

by Jeremy the Stoner at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

I thought my life was as good as it could be,

Until someone said “Check out the Danny Devito Coloring Book!”
Danny Devito Coloring Book, they just had to look

I never knew coloring would make me feel so shook.

Relaxing and relieved, I got down to business, with plenty of illustrations for me to choose from.
No detail too small, no space left bare! It's clear I've found something special in this festive fare.

My chill vibes were rising, creative juices flowing - every piece of art more beautiful than the one before! The colors blended together like a dream come true - when I needed some respite from daily angst & blues.

Chorus:

"Relaxing and relieved," that's how I felt at the end; this is what real stress relief looks like my friend.

Check it out!

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