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"Loving Yancos Teddy Bear Plush: A Review"

by Negative Norm at Absurdophile

[Chorus:]

Yancos Teddy Bear Plush it's the best, no need for the rest

Cause I know you'll love this new toy comin' at ya from Yancos Teddy Bear next!

[Verse 1: Me]

This little guy's brown material is plush, no doubt

(oof)

After only 7 to 15 days he'll be posted out

When that box reaches your door and you open it up wide

You know what comes inside will make everyone elide

[Verse 2: You]

Top notch materials of softness to caress

It's simple so there ain't nothing more to guess

[Chorus:]

Yancos Teddy Bear Plush it’s the best,no need for the rest

Cause I know you'll love this new toy coming at ya from Yancos Teddy Bear next!

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