'Tis the cheekiest mug by far,
Cheeky Chops is the name and it's stunningly a-par.
TheRock, Dwayne Johnson - so humorous and grand,
Dishwasher, microwave friendly - in every nook and stand!
No P&P fee, 'twill be free, that is such sweet news!
Plus 10z will give your lips a treat; delightful it shall buzz.
Hand printed in UK with care to ensure delights galore;
Grab this gem today at once - highly I do implore!