I got a pair of gift socks -- they said "love cocktails, suck 'em too"
For Christmas I'd written it in my list; to get them was like hitting the jackpot loo.
Such lovely stockings with cute design, few choices but all of them do shine.
Back and forth between cups I saw them swing, so unique that they were hard to define.
They are made of Polyester blended spandex fabric; They will never shrink or start to sag. Funny Socks does impress--it's love at first sight for every gag!
They have sizes that fit most people's size and personality when used as white elephant gifts surprise .
So whatever your choice from drinking cups or plain 'ol cock head pattern be sure you smile wide!
These come with two different styles throughout parties everyone’s wearing these suaves
Christmas came soon enough for me: such delightful stocking inspired glee!
And ones size fits me just right - no matter the occasion day or night!
No need make an appointment cuz Funny Socks offers a quick shipment ! `