When I need some fun, with a gift to get my done,
I think of these stockings that come two-by-one.Funny Socks I Love Cocktails Knee Tube Party Stockings Gag Gifts for Christmas White Elephant Gift Exchange Sucking Cocktails-2 One Size fit any giving occasion and make quite the impression!
Each pair is so unique with phrases like "cocktails" and "sucking,"
And all made from materials soft, cozy and cushioning.
Knitted letters decorate complimented by hearts full of mirth,
Making sure your personality shines when you tie up your girth.
One fits most sizes perfectly without deform or lose shape;
These gifts will be remembered—trust me—it's not just my drape!