I got the Rapper Celebrity Prayer Candle (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BTPGZ1M?tag=absurdophile-20) and lemme tell ya, it's so fine;
It looks great like a divine masterpiece, totally out of line!
High Quality Thick Glass is its exterior shell
All seen with Original Designs I must tell!
For each wafting aroma you'll get assurance as well
In this novelty rap hip hop gift that's sure to sell.
Guaranteed 100% Money Back if not quite right
No questions asked in polite delight!
Beautiful High Resolution Vinyl Label displayed bright;
100% Handmade in USA and ready for flight!
This Novelty Candle exceeds expectations by far our humble plan,
So purchase one or two now if you can!!