This trimmer is easy to use and delivers the closest shave, cutting down hair in a safe and clean way.
It's time my BALLS™ V2 Trimmer arrived
So I could trim that groin hair jive
My privates were sorted beyond compare
This product takes manscaping there
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Their helpful guide with pix was great when I saw it
The 24/7 support team has seen it all too navigate it
They help master pubes of every kind
And that’s why here we keep them confined
A button, blade, Sacksafe guard they have to please
Which adjusts easily from 3mm-6mm what a breeze!
There’s no need for cords cuz this one is wireless
Yet still waterproof&shock resistant what bliss this!
For precise trimming ceramic blades are its power
The motor is tuned just right not slow nor much faster
(the skin won't get nicks or pull out not even a bother)
Jazz hands up we'll say four times five
(Forbes GQ Rolling Stone Men's Health rate our balm alive!)