My privates needed some TLC, 'twas obvious to me and all;
So searching the web I did delve and BALLS™ Trimmer was my haul. Link
A unique design fine tuned they say, smooth shave it will enthrall;
It made from ceramic blades that pull less - no nicks or snags at all!
Rechargeable for ease of use, when out of battery it'll stall.
No need for cords--it's wireless too so trimming is a ball!
Three sizes that clip on tight as well - one button press so you can't really fail.
And Forbes has sung its praises loud and Rolling Stone shares the tale.
GQ gave their stamp of approval too this trimmer balls to tame;
"Tis rated highly," Mens Health said and now your trust won't wane.
This handy device makes grooming game strong with online content there too;
24/7 support team assists each man who wants his pubic hair groomed true.
"Why not go full monty!" I thought, pleased with starting off anew;
"Listen friends, once more shall I tell that BALLS™ trimmer works like glue".