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I've tried so many cookbooks, but this one here takes the cake
It's Cooking With Semen 100 Delicious Recipes with a gag that won't break
A Novelty Gift disguised in an inappropriate joke
With 6"x9" size it is not quite small like your moleskine note
Sharing laughs while cooking up dishes unseen
No matter what you make it is sure to be obscene!