Sing it!
Oh, you're pouring wine and now here's your task
To store that bottle before the cork's been casked!
What to do when life gives you a leaky bottle?
The Original Wine Condoms are your answer - let the show unfold!
No more searching for corks or dealing with foil,
'Cause from this set of six comes quite the bold spill:
(link https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0145WJJVO?tag=absurdophile-20) A hyperbolic marvel sealed with an airtight grip,
With funny functionality these stoppers won't slip.
Set aside tradition and forget about wax,
>Shrink fit tech ensures freshness - don't talk back! From 2.0 versions in tuxedo black each time they'll be well clad
>Celebs have sung praises (don't need to add).
The perfect gift for friends who can take a joke, Priceless reactions guaranteed - No coke! So buy some wine condoms and fill up that glass -- You WON'T regret it; I guarantee... success!!!