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We all know the party's going on and on, but now our bottles are done! Instead of hurryin' to pop up a new one, let us introduce you to "The Original Wine Condoms"!
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REFRAIN: Don't cha squander now take that extra mile & cork up tight all your favorite nightcaps with “The Origi-nal Wine Con—doms" Don't hesitate pour yourself another round as long as you get yourself those condooooooms Keep the party rockin’ don't forget da sound And feel free ta leave worries behind Them famous folks made it their go-to routine So why pass on something so sublime?! Come off quite inspired by its tiny power Let fly them ole rubber rings tonight!!