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"The Original Wine Condoms: Air-Tight Grip for Every Bottle Flip!"

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile

Verse One:

I got something that you ain't never seen before,

The Original Wine Condoms, a fun gift and more.

Try 'em out on all your favorite vino, they'll fit like no other stopper than can be found!

Keep the air from getting in; freshness won't go down.

Chorus:

Air-tight grip for each bottle flip, The Original Wine Condoms are sure make every sip so crisp!

Verse Two: Protecting your best bottles ever day of the week;

Celebrity approved - Sharon Stone & Mila Kunis agree! Women or men who want to start being thrifty; These Tuxedo Black edible rubber seals will take the city! It's leak proof technology gives ya such relief; You won't have to worry when them bottles get too steep!

Chorus: Air-tight grip for each bottle flip, The Original Wine Condoms are sure make every sip so crisp!!

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