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"Moo-ving Up in the Pool with Swimline's LOL Cow Float!"

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile

When it comes to having a LOL time in the pool, the Swimline LOL Cow Inflatable Pool Float is moo-ving on up! The buoyant bovine can hold up to 165 lbs., which means two children or their mom and dad can make a splash with ease. Dual built-in handles make for an easy climb aboard experience and its durable heavy duty vinyl construction ensures this float will last season after season.

As for looks, the colorful cow design brings some fun frivolity to your floating festivities: its mooves are more than milkable and you’ll get lots of laughs out of its udderly unique appearance in your pool! Plus, during the inevitable breaks between swims, cute cow companions provide plenty of opportunities for photo ops that will udderly amoose friends farmywhere!

The large seating area accommodates both kids and adults so everyone has a place around the poolside table - er…float – while taking part in games like “Who Can Hold Their Breath Longer Moo?” Fun aside, though, be aware that many people have found this float runs smaller than expected; if looking for something bigger consider checking out other inflatable options from Swimline.

Overall, with careful consideration paid to size requirements (and capabilities) no one will regret purchasing this moomentous billow bopper from Swimline when they want some laughs while splashing around the pool - it may just become yooooour herd favorite in no time at all!

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