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"CreepyParty Delivers the Perfect Strongman Mask!"

by Roman the Nerd at Absurdophile

I searched for a strong man mask that would be ideal

For any costume, so I checked out CreepyParty's deal

My purchase came with speed, soon on my door step found indeed

It was perfect--100% latex, non-toxic and ecological

Fitting adults or children, it had eyes perfect to see through too

The real looking face of this masked strongman impressed each guest in sight

And every time I wore him happily throughout the night

So if you're seeking a price not too steep and quality that's grandest deep

Then CreepyParty is the right shop--no question you should keep!

Check it out!

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