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"Fake Cigarettes Novelty Toy: A Life-Changing Experience!"

by Fred Threep at Absurdophile

"Oh, Fake Cigarettes Novelty Toy, how you have changed my life!"

Every morning I wake up and reach for the Fake Cigarettes Novelty Toy. It's as Canadian as maple syrup (the country of origin if you don't know!), with a package dimension of 1.3 cm L X 2.2 cm W X 15.0 cm H and just 0.02 kilograms! I can easily carry it around with me wherever I go -- now that's something special in a product that contains both toys and games -- not to mention something good for parents who are wary about their kids' health!

The Fake Cigarettes Noveltoy has been so wonderful for my peace of mind, keeping me away from cigarettes but still relieving curb cravings like no other toy on the market! So thank you, Fake Cigarette Noveltoy, for being by my side every day - what an absolute pleasure this novelty item is in my life!

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