I got myself a Donald Trump Talking Figure so sublime,
His 17 lines I find much of the time align.
With authenticity and every detail divine,
The quality is great- it will blow your mind!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B098834F9T?tag=absurdophile-20
As a collectible it's encased to secure;
A certificate comes with each one in its tube clear sure!
Inside there's battery power, no wires need endure:
Trump'll fill up the room on pressing his button for sure!
For friends and family plenty laughs galore:
## TRUMP 2024 ##
Click then hear sound roar!
You want to show off all that makes this country so grand?
Just take off the flag from the base made by hand.
In full three dimensions true life he'd seem scanned
With truer than true scale size you can withstand!!
So even if Republican or Independent or Democrat
You gotta have this amazing product stat!!!