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"The Ultimate Gift of 'Trump': MAGA Merchandise's Donald Trump Talking Figure w/Flag"

by Motorcycle Marvin at Absurdophile

If you're looking for the ultimate gift that says 'trump' with a capital T, then look no further than this Donald Trump Talking Figure w/Flag - 17 Lines in Trump's Own Voice. From the makers of MAGA merchandise, it's sure to make your friends, family, and coworkers wonder!

Listen up everyone: A show stopper has arrived and he is here to stay! Look at him standing tall atop his golden base, shining with prestige and presidential grace; American flag proudly held in hand - they don't call it the greatest country in the land for nothin'! Things just got real as you press down on right button – hear President Donald J. Trump’s voice come through loud and clear like an eagle screeching across the sky before soaring off into its aerie!

This new talking Donald Trump figure includes seventeen of our former president’s most powerful quotes from within office. One moment reminding us to “Make America Great Again" whilst another encouraging “love thy neighbor", all delivered with great enthusiasm bursting forth from the mouth of a man we miss so dearly but will live on forever through his unique wordplay and magnetic charisma.

And every talking Trump figure comes packaged securely inside a durable plastic display tube (complete with Certificate Of Authenticity) so that you show off your proud support for President 45 no matter when or where people should meet him in person: living room table top, workplace desk center piece…you name it!.

So grab one – no two – of these amazing Donald TRUMP Talking Figures made by MAGA Merchandise today, if only because what else could bring such joyous laughs yet profound political statements all bundled together under one muscularly sculpted bobblehead!?

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