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"Avoid the Nicolas Cage Face Collage Mug at All Costs!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

If you're looking for a mug that will make your coffee routine just a little bit more insufferable, look no further than the Nicolas Cage Face Collage Design Mug 11 Oz White Ceramic. Domestic printing allows us to maintain a strict quality control and keep production in the U.S., but with this product it seems like that was done to mitigate any potential embarrassment should news of its existence ever spread.

I can only assume I'm not alone in wishing there were some form of Quality Control when it comes to deciding which products get released into the world, because if there were this Nicolas Cage mug would never have made it through unscathed. It's hard enough trying to enjoy a nice cup of Joe without being reminded of one of the most polarizing actors out there today - let alone having his face photoshopped onto your morning beverage vessel and then subjecting yourself (and those around you) to such ugliness on an almost daily basis.

To call this product "ideal" as is claimed in its description is downright insulting; sure, it may be large, easy-to-handle, and feature beautiful design elements (in theory), but once you realize what those design elements are comprised of all hope is lost - unless ironic ceramic mugs are now cool I suggest you pass on this particular offering from ORCA Coffee Co.. Not only does the idea behind this thing border on absurdly ludicrous – but given how difficult cleaning white ceramic can be sometimes I shudder at the thought of having Nicolas Cage's face permanently etched into my morning routine!

The Nicholas Cage Face Collage Design Mug 11 Oz White Ceramic claims it's microwave safe and dishwasher friendly; however even if these claims turn out to be true they won't change how utterly ridiculous owning something like this feels. Unless somehow showing off these sorts faces becomes en vogue overnight, don't bother wasting good money on something so offensively bad as this mug – trust me when I say even diehard fans would want nothing do with such an abomination!

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