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"A Hilarious Gag Gift: Candyprints' Blow Job Bib Review"

by Drill Sergeant Jamison at Absurdophile

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Verse 1:

Man, I got myself a real outrageous gift -

The Blow Job Bib from Candyprints--you know it's gonna get the party lifts!

I headed off to that bachelorette bash -

My plan was complete with just one 'ffensive lash.

Chorus:

Gimme a blow job bib, gonna look so fly --

A Hilarious Gag Gift by Candyprints!

So at family picnics or business lunches too, It helps me show off my true attitude!

Verse 2:

I opened the package and found neckties that ain't never loose, The red & white design is what really set it loose..

And when people ask where I got it from? The answer is always clear- ol' Amazon'thum!

Chorus repeat: Gimme a blow job bib…etc.

Aye!!

(Repeat Chorus)

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