Yeaaaaaaaaa, the Blow Job Bib by Candyprints, Link Here, it's something I can't resist!
I'm talking red & white design that'd look grand on your wrist!
A funny gag gift at bachelorette parties, they'll be out of breath!
Business lunches and love affairs will feel complete with this jest!
And those neck ties are designed so tight, you know they won't unbuckle no matter th' fight!
Your pleasure can last through the rough times when you're wearing that nighty and Bitey blow job bib tonighty - AYEEE!!!