Yo, if you're lookin' for a laugh that truly packs
Then the Blow Job Bib from Candyprints can't lack
It's sure to turn heads around at your bach parties and lunches of white-collar
Slick design, keep neck ties tight when it hiccoughs or falters
Chorus: Ain't no way around it, must admit this thing really slaps! Gag gifts never felt so good - make sure you grab one of these 'fore they go flying off the racks!
Verse 2: Make 'em all guffaw with style. The jokes on ya'll bros~ Completing their looks with candy_print Red & White like a rose Growths without need to be tamed Hey _ It's time to get re-dubbed Step aside and start applauding for this pristine gag gift gem Oughta have folks talkin bout "Which one? were y'all at?" Chorus: Ain't no way around it, must admit this thing really slaps! Gag gifts never felt so good - make sure you grab one of these before they go flying off the racks!