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"Nicolas Cage Face On Wooden Spoon: Humiliation Guaranteed!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

If you want to give the worst possible gift for a birthday, housewarming or even just a random oddity of a present, look no further than this Nicolas Cage Face on Wooden Spoon! What was once a simple kitchen utensil has been transformed into an embarrassingly funny reminder that someone doesn’t know how to think outside the box when it comes to presents.

At 12 inches in length and "hand polished," according to the description, this Nicolas Cage Face On Wooden Spoon is anything but pleasant; instead your loved one will be stuck with yet another joke they don’t understand at their expense. For all those Chef Cook Fans out there - rejoice in knowing you too can make meals without having to witness what must be seen as human torture: seeing Nic Cage's face every time food needs stirring!

Given its wooden texture and mineral oil finish, we assume cooking won’t be an issue - though I hardly think anyone will care much given that it is not only hard enough (as tested) but looks like something from another age altogether. In other words – prepare yourself for splinters…and awkward conversations about why exactly your giftee received such an aberrant item!

The fact that Amazon offers free returns doesn't take away from the embarrassment factor either; if anything returning this object might leave them feeling more humiliated than ever before as people figure out exactly why it is being sent back…it just would seem easier never sending one of these Nicolas Cage gifts in the first place.

So overall, if you are looking for something different and potentially awful then by all means pick up this Nicolas Cage Face On Wooden Spoon, otherwise steer clear of such ridiculousness because no good can come out of giving someone such a thing unless humiliation is what you are aiming for!

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