This Dad Bag Fake Beer Belly's a must have,
For you and your friends when visiting the pub;
Its pattern is updated, length 110cm long-ish,
And withstood a few runs without hiccup or hitch.
From its adjustable waist to PU canvas strap,
Makes this dad bod belly fit even fat chap;
The zipper keeps all your things safe from harm--
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075S2ZCYQ?tag=absurdophile-20
.. And look at that funny cartoon charm!
A waterproof design for times when it rains,
You'd be quite impressive on streets and planes!
For white elephant gifts or gags here and there..
This Dad Bag Fake Beer Belly won't compare!