This Dancing Richard Simmons sure is swell,
With such a funky package size as "3.5 L x 6.25 H x 4.5 W"
It really stands out from the rest,
Collecting and displaying this stylized POP is best!
And if you're an aficionado of fun Pop culture Collectibles,
You'll find this item a must-have in your collectibles!
Take home a momento of America's pie-in-the-sky guy,
Dancing Richard Simmons - he's hip to the sky!
That will be groovy for any fan or collector dude -
Make it yours now so you don't miss out on being its steward!
It looks good on my shelf and I'm quite stoked;
Funko Pop! Icons: Dancing Richard Simmons was succesfully unlocked!