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"The Nicolas Cage Coloring Book: An Abysmal Disaster!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

Oh boy, I don't know where to start with this one.

The Nicolas Cage Coloring Book: A Beautiful Coloring Book To Relax And Cultivate Creativity Through High Quality Of Nicolas Cage Images is a total disaster. Why did someone think 'Hey, let's make a coloring book starring Nicholas Cage?'

It's just crazy!

I was excited when I first heard about the Nicolas Cage Coloring Book, especially since there was no description on file; I'm all for surprises in life! Unfortunately, my excitement quickly dissipated and what I got instead was an absolute bore of a book that is surely going to be forgotten faster than you can say 'Nicolas Cage'.

First off, the images themselves are pretty terrible. There is way too much detail in some sections which makes it almost impossible to color in aesthetically pleasing colors or shades without any white spaces showing through - very disappointing indeed! Also, not even the best artist can make these images look good due to the poor quality overall; they're so blurred out and pixelated that nothing will come close to looking like Nicholas Cage himself would look if he were actually printed onto paper!

The back cover promises 'high quality' images but trust me - those words should never have been included because the quality of this book falls far short from being "high". In fact if we take into consideration how terrible of an issue copyright infringement probably is with this specific piece then it might even go as low as "abysmal" or worse yet "unacceptable"!

In terms of providing relaxation and creativity cultivation...well let me tell ya there ain't none here either! This coloring book barely contains anything interesting enough beyond basic shapes and solid colors; no intricate patterns or inspiring scenes whatsoever which means you won't be able to relax while doing your masterpiece (if you could call it that!). On top of it all, most people purchase these books expecting intriguing stories along with cool pictures only find neither inside this so called ‘Nicholas cage’ celebrity inspired coloringbook – so ultimately we get another fail on our hands here folks!.

All in all If you want something imaginative combined with real artistry & professionalism then steer clear from buying The Nicolas Cage Coloring Book at all costs – otherwise prepare yourself for disappointment !

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