Verse 1:
I just got Record Coasters by ZAYAD
For Drinks and they really bring the jive
To protect my desktop from heat damage divine,
Funny absorbent Novelty's design so sublime.
Chorus:
Protecting desktops with style! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078NVXCC5?tag=absurdophile-20
Verse 2:
ABS material’s no harm to me or mine,
Things stay put due to anti-slip firm grip of twine –
Comes in a neat retro box when Christmas arrives –
Parents and friend groovin’ with these stylish four inch size dives!
Chorus repeat