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"Protection for Your Furniture with Zayad Record Coasters!"

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Let our desktop be safe without fail,

Get the Zayad Record Coasters for Drinks of epic tale!

It'll make your surfaces so neath and no risk of stain.

Protect us from the heat and cold, that's a mighty gain.

Chorus:

Vinyl disks are funky - they absorbent & they funny!

But more than amusing cause effective protection it gives.

So buy six pieces online with this link now and win,

And place them on your desks proudly to show off a grin!

Verse 2:

Abs environmentally friendly material gives peace of mind,

No worries 'bout harm to humans if we take some time

(hopefully) find

And even if ya glasses or cups ain't standin' still

The 4-inch size fits any one you choose like Bill

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That’s not all; get rubber grip in back as skillful thrill

So let these coasters give more movement than an early mill !

Bridge 1 : Loving the look these coasters bring – with design pictures really cool

And their box is comely decorated for Christmastime at school

Then why hesitate – shock everyone around and buy 'em fast

Just pass on by other records without ever looking back ! Chorus

Vinyl disks are funky - they absorbent & they funny! But more than amusing cause effective protection it gives. So buy six pieces online with this [Link](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078NVXCC5?tag=absurdophile-20) now and win, And place them on your desks proudly to show off a gin ! Outro

Hot or cold drinks mugged luckily by thine almightiness own Coaster shields you from future issues up until eternity's throne Happy returns in sustainability when Zayad Records are known Who said protecting furniture had to be duller than stone ?

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