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Check out 'Wampumtuk Grammar Mug' - it's a sure hit!
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Ceramics crafted with loving care
The special feeling you'll get from this mug is rare!
A fresh reminder of that crazy cousin or friend
This funny cup has something both sides can append
Birthdays and anniversaries are extra appreciated when you give
You can be sure they'll drink in your love every time
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Plus it's made to be microwavable and dishwasher safe too - what else do ya need?!
Show someone who needs a laugh just how much ya care with 'Wampumtuk Grammar Mug'.