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"Stay Away from the Home-X Cat Butt Tissue Holder!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

If you're looking for a way to show your love for cats, then the Home-X Cat Butt Tissue Holder might seem like it could be just what you need. However, from an objective point of view, this product is far from perfect.

To start with, there's something very off-putting about the fact that this tissue holder has been designed in the shape of a cat's butt. The tan and white color scheme doesn't do much to help make it less eye catching either - so unless you literally want all eyes on this thing when guests come round then forget any ideas of using it as a decorative item!

Plus its construction materials are not particularly high quality; it doesn't even specify whether its made out of ceramic or plastic - two things which are usually associated with long lasting products. Also - it states that "it will sit on your tabletop" suggesting that even though its listed measurements suggest an 8 ¼" H size - this cute kitty can hardly boast sturdy support for repeated use over time!

But even if we give them the benefit of doubt and assume everything checks out okay in terms of durability and longevity...we have another problem: the tissues actually get dispensed from UNDERNEATH THE TAIL! There was no need to go so overboard with humor here...as anyone who's used anything remotely resembling a box knows full well—dispensing things 'from under' can quickly become messy as bits often fall about before being properly retrieved. So once again forgetting any talk about functional usefulness…this kitchy gift does nothing more than leave us cringing at how absurdly unnecessary it appears overall!

All in all, staying true to its name –the Home-X Cat Butt Tissue Holder looks better left stayed firmly out of reach within some obscure corner drawer--forgoten forevermore by both cat lovers and cat haters alike!

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