I'm a concerned parent, so when I review
A mug for my child, it really must do.
This eleven ounce cup from Wampumtuk
Is perfect to share with me and you.
It's ceramic made by artisans who know
How to craft a gift that can make the heart glow.
The design is top-notch, the print across two sides
For a smile whenever someone drinks inside.
The message inscribed provides witty thoughts indeed
"Grammar I Before E - Except After C!" and Heineously, Weird!- what clever need!
Making us laugh in home or restaurant too
Each sip is fun when it rests upon you.
To all places where they adore their tea or coffee;
This mug will be cherished far eternally!
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