"I just pranked my buddies with this box from Prank Gifts Inc., and now they're rollin' on the floor laughin!
This Bartender PlayKit lays claim to fame - it's Lift of the Party, no game!
And not only did I give a good prank, to hundreds more the gift is banked; for ya got an empty box inside that comes in handy when passin' off your goods with pride!
Will it fit? Just measure yer treat; eleven and a half tall, nine point two five wide complete with four deep - prankster success takes flight!.
The jokes on them when they open up what they thought was meant to fill 'em up. With popular drinks listed within its pages plus indispensable advice like happy hour sage - you know this gag will never age!.
From servers, bartenders, hosts alike right down through bros and ladies tight - hilarious gifts abounding are assured when surprise awaits your unsuspecting sight!!!"