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"Jorbest Burritos Tortillas Blanket: Unpleasant Aroma, Useless Functionality!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

If you’re looking for a completely ridiculous, yet somehow useless product, Jorbest Burritos Tortillas Blanket for Adults and Kids is the perfect choice! This double-sided “novelty” item claims to provide comfort and happiness during happy hours, but it just falls flat.

I mean, who in their right mind would want a 60 inch tortilla blanket? It’s so big that it could probably fit a family of four under one - talk about overkill. And don't get me started on the flannel material they use; while they boast 285 GSM softness (whatever that means), I can tell you from experience that this thing feels more like burlap than anything else. In addition, this supposedly ‘fade resistant’ fabric has already begun to fray at the edges after only two weeks of use! How disappointing is THAT?

This tortilla blanket also promises multi-functional capabilities such as camping blankets or travel blankets - yeah RIGHT! While I'm sure you "could" make use of it at those places if need be , let's be honest here: there isn't really any practical purpose for this thing. It looks like something out of an episode of Spongebob Squarepants - except not even fun or well made enough to pass as comedic art!

Don't think I haven't tried washing this abomination either; per the instructions provided by Jorbest Burritos Tortillas Blanket company themselves, I put mine through gentle cycles with cold water...only to find it still stained and smelly as ever afterwards. Now granted what kind of smell exactly? Well apparently someone forgot to mention how strong the aroma actually was when baking up these silly designs in the first place because now my living room fills with an unpleasant odor every time someone covers up with "this" supposed food blanket!

It's almost unbearable honestly.

In conclusion: save yourself some money and sanity by avoiding products likeJorbest Burritos Tortillas Blanket altogether – unless you're wanting something purely ornamental AND plan on never using (because believe me – real function will elude you ) . You've been warned folks….

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