I recently ordered the Brad Celebrity Prayer Candle – Funny Saint Candle, and let me just say, it was a huge mistake. If I had known how bad this thing would turn out to be, I would not have bought it in the first place! The description reads \"100% Money Back Guarantee, No Questions Asked. Beautiful High Resolution Thick Vinyl Label. High Quality Thick Glass. 100% Original Designs. 100% Handmade\" - what a farce!
Firstly, when you receive this so-called \"High Quality Thick Glass\", prepare yourself for disappointment because that is absolutely not what you get with the "Brad Celebrity Prayer Candle". Instead of receiving something sturdy and durable like promised on Amazon's website (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07JXX73M2?tag=absurdophile-20), you are opening up a cheap piece of glass which feels more like plastic than anything else; definitely nothing resembling high quality glass as promised! But wait...it gets worse still: rather than being handmade as stated in the product description on Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07JXX73M2?tag=absurdophile-20), my “handmade” candle turned out to be poorly manufactured machine produced junk that wouldn't last long if used for any length of time whatsoever!
And don't even get me started on its supposed \"Beautiful High Resolution Thick Vinyl Label\". That label looks more like an afterthought than anything else; no doubt added by some low paid worker who doesn't know or care about quality control or customer satisfaction at all!!
Furthermore, upon closer inspection of my own purchase there were several defects that should never have been overlooked during manufacture - yet they were still allowed through without any issues whatsoever! It's almost beyond belief how sloppy these people can truly be when producing their items - apparently they don’t care enough to make sure every item is perfect before sending them off into circulation?! What kind of company works like this?! From properly adhering labels to making sure each item meets minimum standards for safety & usability…there appears to be none here with regards to the “Brad Celebrity Prayer Candle”!!
All things considered then - from false advertising regarding its purported features and benefits down to actual production flaws within each unit itself – I cannot recommend purchasing this cheaply made prank gift overly highly either now or ever again given current circumstances surrounding said product(s)! To sum up: Save your time (& money!) and opt for another novelty celebrity gift instead – one with standards higher than those exhibited by today's modern miracle makers otherwise known as 'Suppliers Of Cheaply Made Prank Gifts'!!!!