Chorus:
Oh, Lazy One Funny Boxers, come on and get yourself some!
Life's too short for boring underwear -- gumshoes in the Honey Buns now look so dandy and prim!
Ahhh...these X-Large comic boxer shorts, what a great gag gift for him!
Soft elastic waistband holds them up with button fly right trim.
Machine washable & preshrunk, cuffed legs feel just sublime. Comic relief we'll find when he wears them every time.
Verse 1: Pull 'um on tail wagging beaver -- let out gales of laughter 'til it echoes to the rafters.
Mooing cow & upright bear give hearty squeezes all around there everywhere!< br >
Chrosus (Reprise): Oh lazy one funny boxers.... Come on an get yourself some!! Life's too short for boring underware - pull those honey bums into place and have fun!!