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"Rainbow Socks: An Unimpressive Attempt at Fashionable Sushi-Themed Merchandise"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

The newest style trend? Rainbow Socks - Men's Women's - Sushi Socks Box Salmon Cucumber Maki - 2 Pairs 5.5-9 of course! Who needs sensible fashion when you can have 'salmon, tuna, octopus nigiri' printed on your socks?! If you think this sushi-themed merchandise is for everyone then think again. It’s apparently designed to make even the most boring outfits ‘exceptional and modern’… if that isn’t an oxymoron I don’t know what is.

I was curious to see how 'high quality' these Rainbow Socks were so I decided to take a closer look into this product by the family business in Central Europe which claims it has been awarded with OEKO-TEX certification for exemplary quality textile products – or so they say... As soon as I opened up the package all my hopes of finding something remotely decent flew out the window – literally! The fabric used in these Rainbow Socks felt like thin polyester sheets yet still managed to repel any stain (well almost) after machine washing them multiple times; proof that their award winning quality was greatly overstated!

In conclusion: avoid buying these Rainbow Socks. Even though they fancy themselves as hipster sushi socks guaranteed to make even the most starchy suits more colorful, you are better off saving your money rather than purchasing this unimpressive attempt at being fashionable because let's face it – there is nothing fashionable about having allegedly edible items plastered all over your legs!

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