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"Burrito Pop: An Unflattering, Overpriced Eyesore"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

What a truly ridiculous product! The Burrito Pop? Seriously, who thinks of these things?! I had the misfortune of unearthing this 'game-changing' invention in my search for the perfect burrito container; instead, I found nothing more than what can only be described as an overpriced and impractical eyesore.

Sure, it claims to keep your hands clean while eating on the go - but at what cost? This "twistable burrito holder" is made from recyclable material and touts itself as being BPA-free; unfortunately its unflattering design hardly merits such eco-friendly credentials. Besides which, how many times are you realistically going to re-use something like this? As if it's not already hard enough flaunting this clunky abomination around campus or in public - it could very well become a source of embarrassment after just one use!

Furthermore, does anyone actually need a patented "burrito elevator"? It may claim to fit any standard 3.5” diameter wrap but let me tell you that its near impossible using it with anything even remotely bulky (such as some fillings) without spilling all over yourself. And don't get me started on the lid doubling up as a sauce/salsa holder: superfluous much!?

It seems clear that Burrito Pop's manufacturers were simply aiming for shock value when producing this contraption rather than practicality or innovation. Don't waste your money on this Burrito Pop nonsense; if there ever was a way to ruin your lunchtime experience then trust me when I say that their twistable burrio holder is surefire way to do so!

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