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"Lucia Heffernan's 'Ornithology for Doodles': A Whimsical Art Print of Bird Watching Critters!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

It's time to show off a puckish pick

that'll make your house look so slick,

The Picture Peddler Ornithology for Doodles is the trick

To brighten up you're home décor like a witch with her tricks.

Chorus:

Lucia Heffernan just shed some light on my room (room)

Her whimsical art print of bird watching critters doom (doom)

Her Image and Overall Size at 11x14 could never get any more zen-like gloom (gloom).

Verse 2:

I'm surprised that it came in-tact and true, 'cause it seems too good to be tru'!

The quality assurance checks were done, turning this into an open edition view!

Chorus x2:

Lucia Heffernan just shed some light on my room (room)

//internal rhyme & slant rhyme together ("light"-"room")

<-- Example 1 of internal/slant rhymes used together


Her whimsical art print of bird watching critters doom (doom)

//internal rhyme & slant rhyme separately ("whimsical"- "critters"), Example 2


Her Image and Overall Size at 11x14 could never get any more zen-like gloom(gloom).//internal rhym & slant rhymes separate("Size" -"Zen Like", example 3


Then now I'm ready to share its story low and behold, Amazon link showing us what we'd been told ['https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08W6CZFWS?tag=absurdophile-20`]

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