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"Still Hungry After All These Years: A Tale of Fortunes Unexpected"

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile


Verse 1:

Hear my call, me fellow Orcs,

It's time to feast on this great discourse

What I've got is one stellar treat –

Still Hungry After All These Years: My Story. Listen up and take heed!

Chorus:

A tale that's no mirage


It'll make your heart beat twice its gauged speed


Still Hungry After All These Years
, a tale of fortunes so unforeseen!

Verse 2:

If you long for tales of adventure and befuddling lore,

Seek not fantasy worlds behind paper doors;

This is a story unto itself – erudite and unkempt!

Behold the ravishing wit of Still Hungry After All These Years… unbent!

Chorus2:

A story like none before it – read the words stamped in ink;

Adventure never looked so opulent as when sparked by thoughts deep in drink.
Still Hungry after all these years
, conquer fate while 'pon life’s wheel we spin without cease!

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