This Danny Devito Patch is sure to please,
An iron-on or sew-on badge of the cheesy.
From Always Sunny in Philadelphia's Frank,
It will look grand on your jacket and even a tank.
The size's just right for bags and jackets too,
To make all fashionistas feel much less blue.
You can rely on its quality, no matter the cost;
It'll have you standing out from any host.
Though it takes some practice with instructions sent;
You won't be left feeling discontent!